The rules of the apocalypse are pretty simple for zombies. Find the living and eat them. Occasionally overzealous and unfortunate starving frustrated and frazzled zombies feast on the flesh of friends and fiends in the frantic feeding frenzy.
Eat or be eaten, or be eaten while eating.
The apocalypse is a crazy time.
Showing posts with label zombie portrait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombie portrait. Show all posts
A Zombie Cat's Best Friend
The zombie cats are a great contributing force behind the zombie apocalypse. Many zombie cats adopt zombies as a sort of perverse edible pet. If you risk getting close enough, you'll even see chewing marks on some of the zombies.
Crazy zombie kitty
Crazy zombie kitty
Punish or Reward? Why not both :)
This little kid is probably ... or rather WAS probably a teenager. His momma gave me cash to rip apart his face and show the world what he looks like with undead eyes. Is it a punishment for something bad he has done, or a present for something good he has done. OR ... is it most likely that his mom is super awesome and spent some of her cash to turn the whole family in to a bunch of zombies for the 1000 zombies project.
You decide!
And then join the horde dammit!
Trying to make it easier, but not cheaper, by adding it to my store here!!
You decide!
And then join the horde dammit!
Trying to make it easier, but not cheaper, by adding it to my store here!!
live streamed Zombification
This is the first zombie portrait that has been live streamed on youtube
you can watch the creation here: https://youtu.be/5bISs5DSJJ8
you can watch the creation here: https://youtu.be/5bISs5DSJJ8
be sure to subscribe and feed my ever so fragile ego :P
I want you to JOIN THE HORDE!
Hey guys! It's been about a week or so now since I've started up the 1000 zombies project and really started to try to take control of my life. There are still so many things that are threatening my mental well being, especially regarding work stuff ... aka ... this trainwreck I call my art career.
But whatever... life keeps going on and I'm being tested by the universe to see if I'll crumble again and hide out until someone else comes and solves my issues. So far I haven't crumbled but it's a razors edge.
I'm doing my best to get past this next hurdle, not get down on myself and keep feeding positive vibes to everyone that I come in contact with.
So you, right now, reading my words in your head ... thank you for being awesome! You've taken valuable time out of your precious life and spent it with me, in a way. Thank you.
The newest hurdle isn't that new actually, it's rather quite old and one day I hope it dies a quick and unnoticed death. It's the money hurdle again ... we have none and only enough food to last until the weekend is over, and on top of that I need to generate a couple of hundred so that I can get my middle child to a triple A baseball tournament next weekend.
I need to make some art sales in a big way. I'm really hoping more people want to get themselves a zombie portrait. It's as little as ten bucks and helps out in more ways than just one. I get money, you get an amazing zombie portrait created, the 1000 zombies art project gets 1 more zombie closer to completion and I also get to practice drawing zombie portraits. If you want to help, make a donation to paypal.me/byronrempel and then send me your mug shot.
I also found some really cool old art pieces from 3 or more years ago and I'm adding them to my store for a measely $20. Here's hoping to a few quick sales! http://thehorde.storenvy.com if you want to see what I have there.
Other than that, I'm working on the long term solution by putting my work on POD stores and getting books ready as well ... if anyone has other ideas that I should try, let me know.
Hhnnnnnngh ... Nay NAY muthafuka
It isn't hunger that drives this zombie ... it's the determination to do better today than it did yesterday, even if it means tearing through and destroying all those that prevent it from achieving it's goals.
NAY NAY MUTHA FUCKA
third in the resurrection
The third zombie portrait is complete and the re-resurrection of the 1000 zombies art project is well underway. There are a half dozen people in queue waiting to turn and I've managed to complete at least one new one per day so far. I really enjoy the direction the zombie portrait artwork has taken, to bad I can't capture the hues and shading properly, it looks much different in real life.
If you want to be a part of the 1000 zombies art project, a minimum donation of $10 to paypal.me/byronrempel is all it takes, plus send your picture to byronjrempel@gmail.com
First come first served ... soon there will be a list so you will know when your zombie is getting created and how long your wait is.
Have a great day everyone ... please help spread this infection :)
Byron
If you want to be a part of the 1000 zombies art project, a minimum donation of $10 to paypal.me/byronrempel is all it takes, plus send your picture to byronjrempel@gmail.com
First come first served ... soon there will be a list so you will know when your zombie is getting created and how long your wait is.
Have a great day everyone ... please help spread this infection :)
Byron
restarting the 1000 zombies project
The newest zombie portrait that marks the restart of the 1000 zombies project.
Not starting from scratch, starting from where we left off ... so what number is this zombie?
I need to figure that out :)
zombie 204 - Carls kid
Remember Carl? Zombie 203 ... well after he got infected and turned in to a member of the walking dead, he shambled back home and infected his kids.
zombie 201 - those teeth
This is one guy who won't have to worry about another dental check up ever again ... thanks to the zombie apocalypse!
zombie 199 + 200 ... together forever
#zombies 199 and 200 ... its +Madeline Muñoz-Bustamante and her BFF =)
together forever ... at least until the zombie hunters find them
If you want a zombie portrait for yourself, message me soon.
zombie 197 - Andrea
zombie 196 - the son of John
This is the son of John, who was zombie # 161 on this project
I don't know what this kid is trying to say, it all sounds the same
"GarrrAaaahHHhhgarrrggaaaAaaaAawalaaahHHlL"
whatever
zombie 195 - Jeff
This pale green drooling dude is Jeff. The 195th zombie of the project.
Man I've come a long way since creating Jeff
Zombie 194 - Carls horde part 7
the last of Carls horde ... this guy was attacked by a cheese grater ... obviously not a very effective weapon against any zombie
zombie 187 - Paul
the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
they eat the jelly between your toes
zombie 186
This is the boyfriend of zombie 185.
Or was it husband?
Maybe just friend.
It really doesn't matter since they're both undead rotting sacks of flesh that are doomed to wander the earth forever.
He looks happy though right?
zombie 182 - Gustavo
Often times when people contact me to get painted as a zombie, they use their profile picture or something similar, which is fine and results in a perfectly good zombie painting.
But every once in a while they take the time to make a face or strike a pose ... then the painting gets more dynamic.
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